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Friday Funnies - We're All Getting Older

You gotta chuckle at some of the things that may happen as we age!!:

Lost in the Strangest Places ~ An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator! " she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

Family ~ Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses as she wonders, "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

Driving on the Freeway ~ As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"
"Gracious!" said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartSeptember 17, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    I love those! That last one is one of my all time favorites!
    Have a GREAT weekend my friend.
    Kim

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  2. SusanSeptember 17, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    Oh my, these were soooooooooooo funny.

    Thanks so much. I really enjoyed the laugh.

    Have a blessed weekend♥

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  3. SophieMaeSeptember 18, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    I came back twice to comment and kept forgetting why I was here! Yes, I can relate TOO well, LOL!

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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