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"Vengence is Mine," Thus Sayeth the Little Guy

Three burly fellows on huge motorcycles pulled up to a highway cafe where a truck driver, just a little guy, was perched on a stool quietly eating his lunch. As the three fellows came in, they spotted him, grabbed his food away from him and laughed in his face. The truck driver said nothing. He got up, paid for his food and walked out. One of the three cyclists, unhappy that they hadn't succeeded in provoking the little [guy] into a fight commented to the waitress: "Boy, he sure wasn't much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Well, I guess not." Then, looking out the window, she added, "I guess he's not much of a truck driver, either. He just ran over three motorcycles."

Different Viewpoints

Three people were visiting and viewing the Grand Canyon -- an artist, a pastor and a cowboy. As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation. The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!" The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!" The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!" 

 They’re Not All Mine!

A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
"Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an irate man.
She rolled down her window and said, "What makes you think these are all mine?"

A Movie Bet

Two fellas were watching an old cowboy movie and it came to the part when the cowboy, on his horse, at full gallop, was headed right towards a cliff. One of the guys said to the other, "Hey, I’ll bet you 10 bucks that he rides over the cliff." The other said, "Your on!"
Well the cowboy and the horse went right over the cliff. The fella that lost the bet paid up. A while later, the guy who won said, "Hey, I’m feeling a little guilty about our bet and need to make a confession ... I already have seen the movie." The other fella replied, "Well, I have also seen the movie before ... but I didn’t think he’d do it again!"

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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartMarch 19, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    Oh man! Those were too funny. Thanks for the LOL!

    Have a great weekend.
    Kim

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  2. Saleslady371March 19, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    Happy Friday, Joyfull!
    Enjoying your cowboy jokes from AZ, here in the Grand Canyon State!!!!

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  3. Kathy C.March 19, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    LOL...those were great! Love the movie one, LOLOL..:)

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  4. SusannahMarch 20, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    Loved them all... especially the last one. Thanks for the smiles. :~D

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