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This week seemed to actually fly by! I can't believe it is Friday already! Here are a few things to bring a smile to your face just in time for the weekend:

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air and the child said, "He is an artist!" "Really! How do we know that?" asked the teacher. "You know: Our Father, who does art in heaven..."

Sunday after church, a mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "don't be sacred, you'll get your quilt." Needless to say, the mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the mom asked him what the morning's Sunday School lesson was about. He said, "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."


Wishing you a great weekend!

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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartMarch 13, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    Oh too cute! I loved them! Thanks so much for sharing with us today!
    Happy Friday to you!!
    Kim

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  2. JenniferMarch 13, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    That is too cute!!! I love a child's interpetation of just about anything.

    Happy Friday!

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  3. Alicia The SnowflakeMarch 13, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    Too cute! I love that...the comforter is coming...a great interpretation if you ask me.

    Thanks for the laugh! Hope you have a great weekend!

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  4. Laurie AnnMarch 13, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    Great paraphrase! I loved both of those.

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  5. SusanMarch 13, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    Awwww, I liked those!

    Hope you have a blessed weekend♥

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  6. Raise Them UpMarch 13, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    How cute! I love it when the little ones retell the story. It's always fun to see what they'll come out with!

    I have three boys, too, but thankfully not at the teenage poin, yet. Tweens are hard enough! LOL!

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