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Friday Funnies

Fridays are fun! Friday Funnies is a way to relax and share some smiles. I found the following story through an email and loved it! Of course I cannot relate to such behavior (!!!), while driving, it is a humorous story to read:

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said,"I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.” I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.


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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartAugust 7, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Oh girl! I love that. Too funny and from what I've seen, so true!!!
    Happy Friday to you my friend.
    Kim

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  2. JenniferAugust 7, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    Ouch....that could fall into the "funny BUT TRUE" category! Have a funny-filled weekend!

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  3. Kathy C.August 7, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    Oh yes...how many times have we seen this type of character? Frightening, really.
    Have a beautiful day!

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  4. Sherry @ Lamp Unto My FeetAugust 7, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    YIKES!! LOL!

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  5. Saleslady371August 7, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    Oh no...I better watch my driving!

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