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Subject: Tech support -

INSTALLING A HUSBAND













Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or Happy Hour 7.0.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support


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  1. Raise Them UpJanuary 22, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    Lol! This is great! I love it! :) Thanks for sharing!!

    Have a great weekend!

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  2. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    LOL!!!! I love that! Too funny.
    Thanks for linking it up my friend.
    Happy Friday to you
    Kim

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  3. Maude LynnJanuary 22, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    This is hilarious!

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  4. Sherry @ Lamp Unto My FeetJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    LOL! That is hilarious!! :D Have a great weekend!

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