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You May Be Too Technical If:

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"

Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom
of the screen.

You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells
for half the price you paid.

Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.

You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.

Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

Comments

  1. Oh it's sad but true isn't it? LOL!
    Thanks for the laugh my friend.
    Happy Friday to you!
    Kim

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  2. Creatively and technically true!

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  3. OOPS! I'm too technical, LOL!
    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  4. These are so good! My 16 month old granddaughter loves her mom's computer equipment, but we've been giving her toys with buttons that light up and play tunes so how can you blame her? I have to pass these on!

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  5. I still wonder what my friends voice sound lie :)

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