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In celebration of Valentine's Day, here are a few love sweetheart giggles:

Perfectly Paired Puns
As Valentine's Day approached, I tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I discovered that his favorite red-plaid pants had a broken zipper, I thought I had the "perfect Valentine." I had the pants repaired, and gift-wrapped them. On the package I put a huge red heart on which I printed: "My Heart Pants for You." I was the surprised one, however, when I saw the same heart taped to our formerly empty, but now overflowing, wood box. On it he had written: "Wood You Be My Valentine?"
-- Contributed by Mary Lou Pittman

Devoted and Determined
During World War II my parents had planned a romantic Valentine's Day wedding. Suddenly my father, then stationed at Camp Edwards in Massachusetts, received orders to prepare to ship out, and all leaves were canceled. Being a young man in love, he went AWOL. He and my mother were married four days earlier than originally planned and he returned to base to an angry sergeant. After hearing the explanation, the sergeant understandingly replied, "Okay, okay!" Then, as an afterthought: "But don't let it happen again!"
-- Contributed by Sandra L. Caron

Sweet Nothings (.com)
My boyfriend and I met online and we'd been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, "I just used a regular 56K modem."
-- Contributed by Anne McConnell

Happy Valentine's Day!!

Comments

  1. Kathy C.February 12, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    Oh those are funny! :) I love the one about Hans, I kinda had to read his answer in a thick german accent, lol.

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  2. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartFebruary 12, 2010 at 1:39 PM

    LOL! Those were funny.
    Happy Friday my friend.
    Hugs
    Kim

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  3. SusannahFebruary 12, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    Very cute. Thanks for the Valentine's laughs. I think I'll try the "wood you be my Valentine" prank on my DH. :~D

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