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Friday Funnies - Advice From Kids


These kids seem to have already gained some wisdom in life!

Advice From Kids:

Never trust a dog to watch your food - Patick age 10
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. - Rocky age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.  Stephanie age 8
Don't flush the toilet when your dad is in the shower.  Lamar age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"...don't answer him.  Heather age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel age 12
Never try to baptize a cat.  Laura age 13

Say A Prayer:

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house.  Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.  When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. 
"Johnny!  Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to" the boy replied.
"Of course you do.' his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house" Johnny explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook"!



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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartApril 30, 2010 at 9:20 AM

    Oh those were funny and the joke was hilarious! LOL!
    Thanks for the giggles this morning. Have a great weekend.
    Hugs
    Kim

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  2. CindyApril 30, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    Don't you know in all this world's heartaches going on God can keep smiling from the comments Kids make!!Love them!!

    Cindy from Rick-Rack and Gingham

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  3. SusannahMay 3, 2010 at 1:39 AM

    Loved them all Joyfull! But I especially like this: Never trust a dog to watch your food - Patick age 10... LOL!!!

    e-Mom @ Chrysalis

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