Friday, October 15, 2010

Friday Funnies - The Things Kids Say...

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws  and roar. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Six-year old Angie , and her four-year old brother, Joel ,were sitting together in church.Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked , "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"  I mentally polished my halo, while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" You're both old," he replied.


  1. hubby and I both laughed at these! Gave us a nice start this morning!

  2. Too funny! I love the innocence of kids. They are just saying what's on their mind.

    Have a great weekend!

  3. Oh those are funny! Love it!

    I hope you have a great Friday!!!

  4. Very very cute! Laughing out loud at the ring bear story! What would we do without the wonderful things that come out of kids' mouths?

    Happy Friday, Joyfull!!!


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