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Friday Funnies - Just For the Girls...


I recently received an email from a friend to share for today's Friday Funnies.  It contains a few things that only the girls will understand! 

PREGNANCY Question and Answer:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


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  1. Kim @ Homesteader's HeartSeptember 24, 2010 at 8:30 AM

    I love those. And many a times have related to them. Ha!
    Have a great day my friend.
    Kim

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  2. SophieMaeSeptember 24, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    LOL! I LOVE the 'baby shower' one! I can relate to a few estrogen issues, as well, lol!

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  3. MichaSeptember 24, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    So funny, what a great way to start my weekend! LOL!

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  4. ToiaSeptember 25, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    Very funny!!! Love the epidural one. Have a bless weekend!!!

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  5. SusannahSeptember 28, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    LOL, I've seen that Estrogen list before, but it's fun to read again. (Imagine putting chocolate chips in an omlette. Oh my!)

    All these wonderful things that only girls understand! Do you ever feel outnumbered? My DH has five brothers and only one married... so I often feel like an oddball at family gatherings. :~D

    Speaking of boys, I linked to you in today's post at Chrysalis. If you have time, you might be interested to meet some other Moms of boys around the blogosphere. Come see my list!

    Blessings, e-Mom

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